my mom just asked if she could try on my glasses to see how they look on her so i gave them to her and she went to look in the mirror and then came back into my room and was like “i dont think so what do you think” and i was like “mother i can’t even see you” and her response was “where are your glasses”
i cant believe all dads were born today wow science is amazing
woah girl are you from france ‘cause
madamn
oh my god I found my new favourite pick up line
A Japanese legend says that if you can’t sleep at night it’s because you’re awake in someone else’s dream.
Anonymous (via sickflower)
*does the anime character with glasses thing*
Does that really work though?
What…?
